WHERE IS THE ICE?

It's none of my business, the business of politics. Some people are worried about sending Canadian kids to Afghanistan to be converted into ground meat. The same happens with some latinos in the States, forced by the circumstances to get their papers by joining the Marines. This is unBEARable for their loved ones. Me, I'm worried about the ice. Nowadays it's becoming as thiner as a waffer, which means no more lunch for me, I mean, no more tasty seals. Will the democrats make the ice thicker? Will Stephen Harper help the bears' case against the overheating of the planet? I'm tired to chew old tires. (Mmmmh!, I wonder if humans are tasty as lunch. You have to have a Plan B, you know.)